Tu Novio Es Una Telara​ñ​a

by AERO GROS M

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BagelSasha Pure energy and fun, an absolute gem!
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dkgln Fucking insanw cant get this out of mg head love the album art as well keep up the good work Xoxo
Favorite track: Part 1.
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thyntho Her best (so far). This was one of the most exhilarating and confusing albums I’ve heard in a while. Album certified fucks.
Great label too, label certified fucks as well. Favorite track: Part 1.
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1.
Part 1 10:53
[Chicagocumbia] Si vienen a bailar Pues vamos a gozar Si vienen a dormir Salgan fuera de aquí [Air Bubble Pibroch] Karkalicious definition, makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail [Two Story Houses] open up the somersault, up in the dabke thing the keyboards are rusted, encrusted with gold and diamond rings all of the common salt starts commanding make up everything you saw today, don't hurt a king ostritch face in the grass, all the sand was blown off putting up platforms for stills to show off traintracks falling, the pages torn up from fronts of ill fingers to wretched grown ups wrinkly granny unknowing full plums bang on timpani radumpam pum pum wake up the rowdy and make them come come the scum on the walls is alleged, undone come for unfun and paint it yellow they make synthesizers that sound like cellos putting up chalk where you stomp on shells, low and then the fucks sell it for the profit below nonbinary capitalist tick off all that crap on your list and push away carts from the ravaging trips make sure my name's not common on lip not a good job when i paint a scene from glowing skin and methamphetamine marooned assfuck with chained knees claws at my torso to say please rich boy tore all the houses down cause he's scared to walk through the neighborhood two stories and mine's below house cats with them sabertooths turn my childhood home into a two story mansion and then put a fucking starbucks where the family resteraunt was while you're at it fuck you [Vroom Vroom] 2004 corolla, colombian coca cola watching piggy trotters getting shot in minnesota shallow observation while the fire's getting colder jump in their assumptions, face reflecting what she told you 2004 corolla, wanting to direct tides manson on his shoulder cannot stand a homicide college football players seen inside a blue eye put the pedal to the metal. money, mouth, it goes inside [Lobster Girl] unphased when she passes by the scoreboard up in the hallway by the bookshelves painted like a chameleon all green and blue and got sounds up spiraling through her ear canals like what did i do the light pink polo shirt tucked they scream checkmate منزل جديد عالمي وارد الكلارينيت في الفم يبني يبني يبني يبني polar cap mountain's lonely brother melting in the winter when he missed the summer makes up stories to please the numbers kappa gene spread, reaching for cucumbers curve the gun upward for flashes from glass pipes bucket all empty, connected her crass type inoccent laughter revert to capsized attic floor collapsing with her hands up, clap high [Un Camino de Piedra] colapso cuando mi fase termine nunca he tocado el carbón con mis manos mis ojos están borrosas en el cine yo olvidé como tocar el piano la boca de la cueva tiene nubes grises no empujes mi entropía ruinas de un avión está creciendo flores llora en un banco junto a un camino de piedra un camino de piedra
2.
Part 2 11:31
[Wouldn't It Be Nice] (i dont know how to write down what theyre saying because i dont speak french) [Like a Virgin] I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat Incomplete I'd been had, I was sad and blue But you made me feel Shiny and new Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats Next to mine [Teach Me How to Dougie] teach me how to dougie all my bitches love me [Sputter] it's everyone's mind too the cosmic yawn that swirls onto the trees carry on, little rodent friend the stray newspapers rolling off with ease might shudder and swallow another lump off if it makes your keyboard lighter on your fingers maybe it'll help you through your dilemma sputter and follow up to a God's breath what questioning will do you good in candy brains from this from that but it's still hangs from a dream [The F.U.N. Song] F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all Down here in the deep blue sea F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium bombs N is for no survivors when you mess with me Wait, I don't undersatand this? I feel all tingly inside, should we stop? No thats how your supposed to feel Well, I like it! Lets do it again Okay! F is for frolic through all the flowers U is for ukulele N is for nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking Here with my best buddy! [BLACK AND MILD] i'm worried, can you check my cell for me? i don't know if i can still push on she saw me in the mattress firm yesterday and i'm spending all next weekend burning coupons but then (my particles, my particles, my particles) will end again for all of you for all of you and when (my particles, my particles, my particles) you might be happy to pay your dues put your arm in the oven and scalp your worries away the man in the white marble chair told me so everything's ok when your ribs are in my hands i'll snap a bit off for me and then you're good to go she finds it hard to believe that you are dying the maggots in your thighs all feeding on your cut wounds but knowing you, you're probably surviving although you havent squeezed out what they shot in your womb that brick wall in the comedy club does not make any sound the cold sting of norwegian winds, i need tape on my face right now 808 bass in my heart will make my ego split in five who knew who knew poor you poor you poor you [Dreen Gay Casket Base] Motherfucks Will Call Me "Ironic" When I Put Something Dumb and Silly in a Song, No Bitch I'm Just Doing Something Lighthearted Do You Want Me To Be Super Serious All The Time You Fucking Idiot Do You Just Want Some Dry Ass Dance Musick With Zero Personality At All or Will You Let Me Put in a Breaking Bad Sample in the Middle of a Song As A Non Sequiter To Make My Friends Giggle a Bit By The Way Fuck Pitchfork Fuck Sadboy Sheldon And Her Annoyingly Shallow and Repetitive Excuse for Artistry Fuck Panchiko Motherfucking Medicore White Dudes Making Medicore White Music Stupid Fucking Dry Ass Indie Rock Tugging At The Testicles of Virgins With Anime Bullshit And Fuck Any Of You 20 Year Old Losers Still Latching Yourselves To Fucking Tumblr Aesthetic Blogs And Gaping Your Asshole In The Middle of a Public Space For A Shoe Up Your Ass From Your Internet Crush Fuck The American Government For Treating Children Like Shit Fuck Those Obnoxious Slavic Nationalists And Their Fetish For Japanese Women Fuck Vito James and Pad Chennington I Hope Their Bright Red Prolapsed Anuses Get Chewed On By Small Lizards Fuck Whoever Still Makes Vaporwave Fuck You For Trying to Excuse The Genocide of my Ancestors With Your Shit Religious Views, Fuck The Lost People Who Fetishize Their Ideology As A Means of Quenching The Dryness of their Tongue With The Watery Semen of Stupidity, I Will Probably Regret Saying This But I Don't Care It's 6am And I'm Off My Meds And Sometimes You Just Gotta
3.
Part 3 06:11
[اكتشف ذاتك] آلة الزوجة آلة الزوجة اكتشف ذاتك اكتشف ذاتك [el sentimiento más peor del mundo] It feels like a spiderweb is your boyfriend

about

This is, by no close call, the PUNKIEST dance record of this year. Nobody rocks the left field quite like AERO GROS M do, and this new DJ mix is especially unforgettable. So dance until your feet grind to a pulp! Scream until your lungs collapse!
All digital + physical profits go to AERO GROS M.

tracklist:
PT 1.
01. Chicagocumbia
02. Air Bubble Pibroch
03. Two Story Houses
04. Mariachi Del Futuro
05. Vroom Vroom
06. Lobster Girl
07. Un Camino de Piedra
08. B&W

PT 2.
01. Wouldn't It Be Nice (Interlude)
02. Like a Virgin
03. 无标题 (Hey Hey)
04. Keep Austin Weird
05. Teach Me How to Dougie
06. Machine
07. rockmusik
08. Sputter
09. The F.U.N. Song
10. BLACK AND MILD
11. Dreen Gay Casket Base

PT 3.
01. S-O-S (Interlude)
02. اكتشف ذاتك
03. Amiga, Es Una Lástima Que Algún Día Moriremos
04. el sentimiento más peor del mundo

credits

released April 13, 2021

trumpet on "lobster girl" and "sputter" performed by fudarin ga'proy
electric guitar on "sputter" performed by Zoe

tasteslikevanhouten.bandcamp.com/album/tu-novio-es-una-telara-a here's aero's bandcamp! go follow them :)

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